If I were a celebrity...

I would be asked to give my opinion on everything...even issues that are completely over my head.

I would make zillions of dollars just for being beautiful me...even though "beautiful me" is just a fabulous plastic surgeon's artistic creation, like a sculpture that is never really completed.

I would have multiple marriages and be referred to by others who use part of my name along with part of my spouse's/lover's name (ie Brangelina). My current partner would be my soul mate...that is, until I found my next one.

I would complain loudly about injustices such as people always wanting to take my picture. That is a true social injustice!

I would campaign to end poverty before heading to the spa for a $5000 total body treatment and then back to my $2million mansion (no, not the one in Beverly Hills...the one in Malibu).

I would be able to go to any country, nod toward any kid, and have the adoption wrapped up in time for me to get back on the plane with my child that evening. I know it takes years for all of "you"...but I'd be famous!

Those are a few of the things I'd do if I were a celebrity. Sounds wonderful doesn't it? [GAG!]